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Rugged Thanksgiving Heavyweight Tee – “Too Fast for the Oven”
$35.50 USD
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Built for the bold — and way too fast for the oven.
This garment-dyed heavyweight tee features the unstoppable turkey riding a massive bison across the plains, bringing wild humor and rugged frontier energy to your Thanksgiving lineup.
Thick, structured, and made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this tee delivers durability with a soft, breathable feel. The garment-dyed wash gives every shirt a unique, vintage tone and that perfectly worn-in character. Whether you're hitting the trail, the table, or avoiding becoming dinner — this shirt keeps you looking sharp and feeling comfy.
Details:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed for a lived-in vintage look
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8" double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for durability
• Double-needle hems throughout
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
RuggedBears™ — For the ones who run wild, not roasted.